A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Ogden NashThis is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.
Ogden NashAnd you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.
Ogden Nash