Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.

I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.

Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.