People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.