There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.
When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.