Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.