One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.

Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.