One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.