Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
A lady is known by the product she endorses.
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.