To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.