I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!