I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.