An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
No man is greater than his respect for sleep.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
Women would rather be right than reasonable.