Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

But all ladies think they weigh too much.

I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.