Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
How Sunday into Monday melts!