O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.