They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
Ogden NashSome debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Ogden NashA husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
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