If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.