Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'