A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.

People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with eyes that wonder when ... People watch with unshocked eyes; But the old men know when an old man dies.

Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.