There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.
How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.
Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it.
At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.