A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.