A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.