I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.

The doctor gets you when you're born, The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly clerks If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no cares; Whatever happens, they get theirs.

One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.