The only way I can distinguish proper from improper fractions is by their actions
But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.
To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.