There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.