Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

A lady is known by the product she endorses.

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.