An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.
Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.
I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.