Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.

There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?