Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.

All that glitters is sold as gold.

The doctor gets you when you're born, The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly clerks If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no cares; Whatever happens, they get theirs.

Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as legislature.... So people who go to bed to sleep Must count French premiers or sheep, And people who ought to arise from bed Yawn and go back to sleep instead.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.