There is always room at the top - after the investigation.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Diplomacy: lying in state.

Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.