It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.