A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.