It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower