It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

So little time and so little to do.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.