There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.