I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?