Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.