A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?