It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.