A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.