I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

So little time and so little to do.