When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)