The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.

George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.