Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower