Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.