When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower