There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.