The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me