What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)