Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.