Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me

It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.