Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me