You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

So little time and so little to do.