You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)

George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.