You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.