Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.