Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)