Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)