Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.