I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.