Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.