I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.