Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.