Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.