When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.