Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.