Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.