Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower