There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.