There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.