There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.