I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)