When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.