There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?
I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.