When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.

So little time and so little to do.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.