When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.