I am no more humble than my talents require.
When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.