When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.