Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.