There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me