There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)