Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.