Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

So little time and so little to do.

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.