When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.