My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me

So little time and so little to do.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.