My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

So little time and so little to do.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me