Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.