I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.