A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.

So little time and so little to do.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.