A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me

I am no more humble than my talents require.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.