Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

So little time and so little to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.