George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.