An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."