You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.