What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me