When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me