Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?