I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.