There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.