In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)

George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me