Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.