Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.