I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.