The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower