I am no more humble than my talents require.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.