I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.