When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.