There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.