There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.