There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.