[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.