An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.