You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.