There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.