I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.