George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.

[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me