My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.