George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?

I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.